The Wicked Witch of the West

VEEP Harris is the Wicked Witch of the West. She’s a controlling witch, all about centralized control. That’s how real-life witches work, by controlling others. 

Free thinking citizens unsettle her, so she seeks to control them, or burst into electoral flames trying. (In point of fact, it's probably her handlers more than her, but so what.)

Centralized Control is her M.O. She’s a queen-hell cCon witch.  cCon is how Satan rolls.

Take away a man’s control over his money. Take away a woman’s control over her business. Take away a mom or dad’s control over their children. Take away a person’s control over their bloodstream. Take away the ability to speak freely on Facebook or X. 

cCon takes those away. In its wake, lives deteriorate, pragmatically and psychologically. For instance, we've been living with crushing prices since she came to power. We are also frustrated with the high-handed way those VEEP prices came about. That's because the Wicked Witch of the West conjured them into being through black magic cCon. 

VEEP prices made money tight starting in 2021 and have kept it tight since, unlike during the Trump years, when most Americans were flush. Massive anxiety followed in the wake of VEEP prices. That’s what cCon witches do. They make us tight and anxious. 

As it happens, she is running against a yuge Burkean, name of Donald J. Trump. In classic Burkean fashion, he relaxed control on Americans, especially on the American economy, most especially on oil & gas. 

President Trump is a dCon POTUS, a practitioner of moderate Decentralized Control. America runs best on mod dCon. 

Result? The Trump years of 2017, 2018 & 2019 were the best years of our lives, unless you’re old like me and lived through the Reagan Boom. (Saint Ronnie was also Burkean.)

But hey, forget that we have a great alternative to the VEEP. Don’t vote for him if you can’t stomach it. Avoid the letter T, if you must. 

Just write in anyone but her. She is the worst candidate for President ever, by a whole lot. She's the Steph Curry of horrible presidential candidates, the Taylor Swift of horrible presidential candidates, the Simone Biles of horrible presidential candidates. 

Unless you are deranged, vote for anyone other than the Wicked Witch of the West. 

If that statement seems deranged to you, look in the mirror. The person looking back is the deranged one.